Feel like celebrating? We did too when we made these party-themed celebratory cards. With different messages for every occasion (and some pretty varied emotional reactions) you can't go wrong. 

Message Options:
- Happy Birthday! You old F@#&R!
- Congratulations on Parole!
- It's a Baby... Boy, Girl, Puppy (mark one)
- Happy Anniversary! Thanks for putting up with my crap.

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