Do you like awarding people for everyday occurrences with your generally cynical attitude? If yes, we definitely suggest one of our trophy greeting cards to help spread the love around. Just choose from the messages below, and turn someone's frown upside down.

Message Options: 
- Congratulations on Remaining STD Free
- Congratulations on Keeping Your Job
- Big Friggin' Deal
- Congratulations on Almost Quitting Smoking
- Modest Improvement
- Congratulations on Getting Knocked Up

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